tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67859576314355715922024-02-06T21:19:45.820-08:00Guinea Pig TheatreUpdated Every WeekendK. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.comBlogger201125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-17009806074947092102012-08-16T15:01:00.004-07:002012-08-16T15:01:53.887-07:00Guinea Pig Theatre still alive in some hearts, at leastTyler Garrison once made a stupid awesome Clockwork Orange GPT post and someone wanted a poster of it. Both of these things are awesome.<br />
Well, Tyler got an email this week that said person finally framed and hung it. It's...breath taking.<br />
I was told by someone else last week that the GPTs they had up were "lusted over" by their company.<br />
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I'm super glad to see that my little, silly project from so many years ago still affects anyone in any way. I think back to my time drawing guinea pigs and movies and it's something I'll always do so fondly. Good times, good people, decent art.<br />
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Here's the picture:<br />
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and don't forget to look at what I've been doing since GPT at <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com/">www.kylestarks.com</a>. A well received wrestling webcomic, a handful of minis, lots of silly drawings, a comic about a wizard...and you can link to my tumblr or follow me on twitter (@starr22) from that site too.K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-34932673056177657332011-05-04T18:52:00.000-07:002011-05-04T18:56:11.828-07:00Hey Guys<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6jpyRoKoiBsf0nuuikx39AfJps3wkIQFNTm4g8ptNWsUQIeuVdwviTDxNpgnWbTXsFhBPoXAq4ZSTjQom-XNJWbMIsmVSDiAmBhDeLtTs3miLDSxq6Ldpj8Rl1Pr0u2NDw3drGophjak/s1600/cloakanddagger.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 188px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6jpyRoKoiBsf0nuuikx39AfJps3wkIQFNTm4g8ptNWsUQIeuVdwviTDxNpgnWbTXsFhBPoXAq4ZSTjQom-XNJWbMIsmVSDiAmBhDeLtTs3miLDSxq6Ldpj8Rl1Pr0u2NDw3drGophjak/s200/cloakanddagger.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603044284732253618" /></a>Here's a picture of Cloak and Dagger I just drew. Do you know about those guys? My friend suggested I draw them so I did, and I did some sloppy PS pain in the background. ooooh!<div><br /></div><div>They totally were fucked up, druggie druggie addicts. cloak was an ex-basketball star, dagger was an ex-ballerina. They were all fucking high, and then they accidentally got high on the drug that gives you super powers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Good one, right?</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh, Cloak is a soul vampire. But lucky for him Dagger has extra-soul. Or something.</div><div><br /></div><div>They fight crime.</div><div><br /></div><div>IN alleys.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cloak's cloak is all the darkforce dimension so he and others can sort of teleport through it, he can also suck you into it and, you know, steal your soul or something. Going in there sucks. Fact.</div><div><br /></div><div>Dagger throws light daggers. But not lasers. They're like...just...you know, goodness daggers, or something. They make you tired, I think. Sometimes she throws them at Cloak when he gets all soul hungry. </div><div><br /></div><div>It's a weird set up, honestly.</div><div><br /></div><div>Hey I miss all you guys. For serious. I miss you and you and you. Are you coming to <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com/">my new site</a>? I do a webcomic about a pro-wrestler fighting to save the planet. And I have a <a href="http://robotmountaininin.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a>, too. All the stuff I used to here I do over there, just no Guinea Pigs.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-17621441625562373432011-04-06T12:01:00.000-07:002011-04-06T12:07:25.057-07:002 more Four Panel ComixHonestly, people, I really am using my <a href="http://robotmountainin.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a> more than this dude anymore. Tumblr is just better suited to my style (or lack thereof). You should all go and hang out over there. <div>All three of you. And you all know about my <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com">webcomic</a>, yeah?</div><div><br /></div><div>Here are two Four Panel Comix I didn't get to post over here yet.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Dr. Doom in Power" </div><div>A Dr. Doom/Kanye West mashup where I massacre Kirby style. </div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5596071846/" title="Four Panel Comix: Dr. Doom Power by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5143/5596071846_414f47b91c.jpg" width="483" height="500" alt="Four Panel Comix: Dr. Doom Power" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>and</div><div><br /></div><div>"Every Power Girl Comic Ever'</div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5580437344/" title="Four Panel Comix: Every Power Girl Comic Ever by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5179/5580437344_337537ff09.jpg" width="500" height="490" alt="Four Panel Comix: Every Power Girl Comic Ever" /></a></div><div><br /></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-67822133588533894172011-04-01T14:33:00.000-07:002011-04-01T15:18:50.487-07:00OMG?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">So I just got the most awesome comment ever on my </span></span><a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/2010/08/10-former-avengers-you-do-not-want-on.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">10 Former Avengers You Do Not Want On Your Avengers Team</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">. I am unsure if it's comically serious, or a hilariously time April Fool's joke. </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Will I share it with you all? Of course I will!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">lame. obviously you're not a comic reader. i worked at marvel for 5 yrs and i hate lame ass, phony, hipster snarky shit that always ignore the elements that make characters dynamic and worth writing. </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">you're pathetic.</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I'd like to take this opportunity to point out this post is Anonymous. And nothing really backs up any credential one uses like being Anonymous. I'm JUST saying. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Also, I didn't realize I'm a hipster. Totally awesome. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Also, at no point do I actually disparage any character as not being "dynamic" or "worth writing" i just point out, you know, why they wouldn't be your FAVORITE co-worker if you had to be on a team with them. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Finally, I want to point out that these are not real people. They're super heroes who are always written with a ridiculous amount of seriousness. All of them, if they </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">were</span></span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> real, would take shits. Stinky shits.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">" worthless and weak two gun kid? he's a very good shot, leader of a superteam, has a robotic horse, has plenty of hi-tech weapons"</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">it should be noted that my only actual gripe about Two Gun Kid was that he lived in the Old West. And that he would never, ever show up for missions that way. Also, that a six shooter isn't much good against Kang. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Which is true. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I felt like that robot horse was even too ridiculous for me to bring up. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"falcon was trained by cap in fighting, espionage and the like. he's like a special forces trooper that flies."</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Hey, I actually started the Falcon post with the following</span> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"</span></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Someone just said "Hey man, you leave Sam Wilson alone! He's a solid hero!" Okay. I mean, you're right, he's reliable, for the most part, he's loyal, he's pretty sharp" </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Obviously, the joke with Falcon is that 1) Flying is lame if it's all you do, and 2) with a little bit of mind control he goes all Black Power terrifying on you. That's a drawback on a team that's composed 98% of white folk. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">If you said in your brain "HE DOESN"T JUST FLY, HE CAN SEE THROUGH A BIRD'S EYES, TOO!" And don't see how that would be up for ridicule next to, like, Thor and Iron Man, then you clearly don't see why these characters are remotely humorous. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">And these are 9 and 10 out of 10. I'm even admitting they're solid, but fallible.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"tigra, come on. super str, agility, claws?"</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Tigra is a little bit easy. Who, also, has terrible taste in men. Maybe "working at Marvel" you missed the opportunity to work with women in close confines, but you DO NOT want to work that lady. That lady makes you lose faith in all of humanity.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Also, her costume would be a distraction. It's distracting me just thinking about it. It's more distracting than even </span></span></span><a href="http://robotmountainin.tumblr.com/post/4263619534/four-panel-comic-every-power-girl-comic-ever-i"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Power Girl's</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"rage may only be a kid but you know what? he's been trained by the powerhouses of the avengers. his age has no bearing on anything."</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Okay, first off on Rage. You and me can form two Survivor Series style teams. But one of your team members has to just be the biggest 13 year old kid you can find. I win. AND, secondly, you're wrong, When he was put on the Avengers he had came straight out of the New Warriors. He wasn't trained at all, unless the local Boys and Girls club had a self defense class for Middle Schoolers before he went all gigantor strong. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">And he'll hot rod the Quinjet with his friends! And he doesn't clean up his room. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"Demolition man doesnt have a lack of confidence. do your research."</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I did. Captain America 340.</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">"</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 23px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">In the latter conflict, Demolition-Man tried to apprehend the villainess </span></span></span><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Titania" title="Titania" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Titania</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">. However, Titania's strength far exceeeded his, and she threw him off a cliff, nearly killing him. After the encounter with Titania, Dunphy </span></span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">lost confidence in himself</span></span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">.</span></span></span><sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: super; "><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Dennis_Dunphy_(Earth-616)#cite_note-2" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">[3]</span></span></span></a></sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> Soon afterward, the </span></span></span><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Commission_on_Superhuman_Activities_(Earth-616)" title="Commission on Superhuman Activities (Earth-616)" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Commission on Superhuman Activities</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> arrested and interrogated him.</span></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(58, 58, 58); line-height: 23px; "><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border- font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; color:initial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Upon his release, Dunphy found Rogers trying to reconstitute his team the </span></span></span><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Avengers_(Earth-616)" title="Avengers (Earth-616)" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Avengers (Earth-616)</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">, and Dunphy joined the team on an informal basis. To help </span></span></span><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Lemar_Hoskins_(Earth-616)" title="Lemar Hoskins (Earth-616)" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Battlestar</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">, Dunphy and Rogers flew to the Arctic to rescue Battlestar's partner, </span></span></span><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/US_Agent" title="US Agent" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">US Agent</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> (the former Super-Patriot), from </span></span></span><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Underground_Liberated_Totally_Integrated_Mobile_Army_To_Unite_Mankind_(Earth-616)" title="Underground Liberated Totally Integrated Mobile Army To Unite Mankind (Earth-616)" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">ULTIMATUM</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">. </span></span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Dunphy, still unsure of himself, waited in an Avengers </span></span></span></b><a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Quinjet" title="Quinjet" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Quinjet</span></span></span></b></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> while Rogers and Battlestar investigated</span></span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">."</span></span></span></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border- font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; color:initial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Ahem. Also. King of the Hoboes.</span></span></span></p></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"jack of hearts has the power to destroy the earth ten times over, cracked silver surfer's skin and withstood graviton, magneto AND electro. 3 of the most powerful energy based villains in marvel"</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">And yet was the mopiest, emo, cry baby to ever join the Avengers. Ever. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">That's all I'm saying! </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Was he super powerful? Sure. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">But if he's always going on and on about that stupid Zero Suit and being pretty much an over-sensitive crybaby about EVERYTHING? Who cares? </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Shit, without Tony Stark he would've just blown himself up and he didn't even THANK Tony for that. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">He's a cry-bitch. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">With super duper powers. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You don't want that dude on your team. He's a downer, he's a distraction and he's bad for team moral.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"hank pym.. really? REALLY? he's the scientist supreme appointed by eternity."</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Hank Pym, really. Wife beater, confidence loser, ultron maker, criminal, multiple personalities...yeah. That dude. West Coast Avengers Era Hank Pym is one of my favorite super dudes of all time. He wore that awesome red jumpsuit and kept shrunken gizmoes in his pockets. But. Dude was a HOT MESS before that. And really after that it's presumed he was a fucking skrull the whole time. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">So. When he wasn't being just a complete emotional wreck causing damage either directly or indirectly to his teammates and was actually useful...he was probably not even Hank Pym. He was probably a skrull.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Oh yeah, and he put his ex-wife's brain patterns in a robot. And you know he's fucking that robot. So, yeah. One has to wonder if Reed Richards was in the Negative Zone when Eternity was looking to hand out titles.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Hey, my whole schtick is the humanization and the humorization of these super-dudes. Look at my </span><a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/search/label/4%20panel%20comix"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">4 panel comics</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> or the couple of </span><a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/2010/10/avengers-mini-comic.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">super</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span><a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/2010/12/dr-strange-schools-new-avengers-on-what.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">hero</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span><a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/2010/12/iron-justice-in-cornered-by-dr-mayhem_13.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">tribute</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> stories I've posted and pretty much anything </span><a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/2010/07/starfox-is-awesome.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">comic related I posted</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">. These guys are taken way too serious for being completely, completely ridiculous. I say that out of love, man. And I'm not even saying these guys stink. I just wouldn't want to go to work with them every day or rely upon them to responsibly and efficiently handle their part of the work while we're </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">saving the universe</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">. I do, more or less say </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/sets/72157622783455609/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">these guys</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> suck, though.</span></span></span></span></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-25112506302544445612011-03-05T13:24:00.000-08:002011-03-05T13:26:27.454-08:00I don't know what I'm doing anymore.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBHMZbwgnF3e1Kk7dmNxjIpXDpAFBwl0FMIH06bEUXOwGLDF_vwHcMJkjC7_XjNhkhmbnyblN8gwXpkHQ6nNgoJEqh5xEbBZcUN2KyxpMoi0ARlXg7wdMmYnsNiiRIUq9a72uIDX1Peys/s1600/batmanwc.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 161px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBHMZbwgnF3e1Kk7dmNxjIpXDpAFBwl0FMIH06bEUXOwGLDF_vwHcMJkjC7_XjNhkhmbnyblN8gwXpkHQ6nNgoJEqh5xEbBZcUN2KyxpMoi0ARlXg7wdMmYnsNiiRIUq9a72uIDX1Peys/s200/batmanwc.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580710117066699714" /></a><br />I suspect Batman calls this "Taking Clayface to Arkham" <div>Continuing my series of Superheroes doing things everyone else does.</div><div>4.5 x 6 watercolor on paper</div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-24408998573790521972011-03-03T12:51:00.001-08:002011-03-03T12:52:38.949-08:004 Panel Comix: The Joker<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH-RQXiVAO0dZDiN482P17vzR1zVf-8e-B-6MvLGWiAJHJiT1ukARWwQSQPzS2Yl6c_9y6ky1IEiktnsJV0YsCxaYPOT75J8Q8tWrQZwSRl2yucxzujUXeaivkqqlJZTPA7tMftVtoXTc/s1600/chickenbutt.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH-RQXiVAO0dZDiN482P17vzR1zVf-8e-B-6MvLGWiAJHJiT1ukARWwQSQPzS2Yl6c_9y6ky1IEiktnsJV0YsCxaYPOT75J8Q8tWrQZwSRl2yucxzujUXeaivkqqlJZTPA7tMftVtoXTc/s200/chickenbutt.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5579959467463560402" /></a><br />This is why no one reaches out for me to write any Joker comics.<div><br /></div><div>Also, no one knows who I am.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-65024488246503578582011-03-01T19:07:00.000-08:002011-03-01T19:13:21.985-08:00Oh, thanks so much IDOL HEAD OF DIABOLU<div><br /></div><div>I just got posted over at <a href="http://idol-head.blogspot.com/2011/02/2011-martian-manhunter-watercolor-by.html">The Idol Head of Diabolu</a>, which is a Martian Manhunter appreciation site, which I totally dig on because I totally, totally adore Martian Manhunter. I'm pretty sure <a href="http://kylestarks.blogspot.com/2010/12/martian-manhuner-panels-from-detective.html">I've mentioned that before</a>. And that dude is totally under appreciated. I think it's fair to say that J'onn is probably my favorite superhero. I mean, sometimes I lean other ways, but pretty consistently he's No. 1. Most criminally underappreciated hero EVER. Period.</div><div><br /></div><div>Also they refer to me as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Sparks">Kenny Sparks</a> through the whole thing. Which I think is hilarious. My name is <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com">Kyle Starks</a>. If you didn't know. Seriously. Go learn about the Manhunter.</div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-9335251112119224582011-02-28T07:32:00.001-08:002011-02-28T07:35:57.680-08:00Superman Enjoying His Lunch<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiws7XP-IVAGZPSa-76v1dMRAzcHJrr74BL_He1NhJRFGpIfL9FGWz6hqOWDu2eYO8TPBS2BWerWgQss0ytzyD9pUEWmPB9TXfiGS0xySSJuD1Gze_CS3JtkrR-O08eLn7OWKn71LR-9so/s1600/supeswc.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 308px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiws7XP-IVAGZPSa-76v1dMRAzcHJrr74BL_He1NhJRFGpIfL9FGWz6hqOWDu2eYO8TPBS2BWerWgQss0ytzyD9pUEWmPB9TXfiGS0xySSJuD1Gze_CS3JtkrR-O08eLn7OWKn71LR-9so/s400/supeswc.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578763998354776178" /></a><br />I'm thinking about doing a series of superheroes doing normal every day stuff.<div><br /></div><div>Here's Superman stopping for his lunchbreak.</div><div><br /></div><div>4.5 x 6, watercolor on paper</div><div><br /></div><div>Just so you know, you know, I'm still doing that webcomic thing over at <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com">Robot Mountain</a>. Also, I started a <a href="http://robotmountainin.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a> site, now, it's pretty much the same stuff as I post here, except it looks a lot better. Tell all your best friends about it!</div><div><br /></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-76902276698700586382011-02-26T08:16:00.000-08:002011-02-26T08:48:49.993-08:00Watercolor Draw Draw<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8ykODZVaAMieMYV_TsIh04tzJzsh0McisEQBDi-4AmIzbTO-SkwrJ39xqWV05uWFY7CNx1_Zwzn9GhaM5I7SR3z7wEF1GyhVooa6GJ0bo-7bxziN5lWzxt4-EV3UuySE7hOu78_KsnuY/s1600/deadpool.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 292px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8ykODZVaAMieMYV_TsIh04tzJzsh0McisEQBDi-4AmIzbTO-SkwrJ39xqWV05uWFY7CNx1_Zwzn9GhaM5I7SR3z7wEF1GyhVooa6GJ0bo-7bxziN5lWzxt4-EV3UuySE7hOu78_KsnuY/s400/deadpool.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578034152673226578" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiuETDF4ijYxw2An2o62SXtdIwCn2NAUVV25gi9jJ87PoplCe65pS4nV47WbrgD6a7HoTuLrXmSzDbCecwlDiDn1pD9ixsDTHABbOFOej313QSNmsP7PKkdl8YHs09Kr2qn5aYpqkDJK0/s1600/martianmanhunterwc.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiuETDF4ijYxw2An2o62SXtdIwCn2NAUVV25gi9jJ87PoplCe65pS4nV47WbrgD6a7HoTuLrXmSzDbCecwlDiDn1pD9ixsDTHABbOFOej313QSNmsP7PKkdl8YHs09Kr2qn5aYpqkDJK0/s400/martianmanhunterwc.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578034151311588610" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_fxqD1kd1sgMEq7nxWOitNWQtyuW-anCUPnXtqG_h9BPdvajHRUacqzqA9FS1pMwSxgMFbrVS6GzhNlFbcIW_hYC3xYPsUGfdIv0rjFew0zuz-yUPFRBXt2naU5UtIKar4_11UoAxXu8/s1600/mmbb.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_fxqD1kd1sgMEq7nxWOitNWQtyuW-anCUPnXtqG_h9BPdvajHRUacqzqA9FS1pMwSxgMFbrVS6GzhNlFbcIW_hYC3xYPsUGfdIv0rjFew0zuz-yUPFRBXt2naU5UtIKar4_11UoAxXu8/s400/mmbb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578034146175557426" /></a><br />I'm teaching myself watercolors now. I have a degree in painting and not once did my stupid art school offer anything on these awesome little dudes. Watercolors are the bitch of the art world, I guess. So I'm owning it. (to the best of my ability). <div><br /></div><div>Still totally taking commissions. Anyone? Buehler?<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-16031824421626837242011-02-18T17:22:00.000-08:002011-02-18T17:25:13.346-08:00Elephant Man Turns It Around<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); white-space: pre-wrap; "><div><br /></div><div>If people aren't cool to you, bro, just say "screw that" and put on a party hat. No one hates on the life of the party. Not even the London Hospital can resists the charms of a party dude.</div><div><br /></div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5457477318/" title="Elephant Man by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5211/5457477318_a5590d68a1.jpg" width="339" height="500" alt="Elephant Man" /></a></span>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-68931846279235233772011-02-14T09:15:00.001-08:002011-02-14T09:15:56.346-08:004 Panel ComixOh look!<div><br /></div><div>Happy Valentine's Day!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5445127237/" title="X-Prom by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5299/5445127237_91976757c7.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="X-Prom" /></a></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-28711435881180930102011-02-03T13:01:00.001-08:002011-02-03T13:01:37.823-08:004 Panel Comix: Spider-Man and Doc Ock<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5414286074/" title="Doc Ock & Spider-Man by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5058/5414286074_d07db6302b.jpg" width="497" height="500" alt="Doc Ock & Spider-Man" /></a></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-50976526053076184062011-02-01T16:09:00.001-08:002011-02-01T16:11:21.898-08:004 panel comixI've almost moved everything over to <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com">the other site</a> in terms of updates and stuff, so I hope you have me RSSed over there. Because I love you all. I never want us to be apart.<div><br /></div><div>But here, I drew these, they are more bad 4 panel comic jokes.</div><div><br /></div><div>I give you the worst Plastic Man joke ever, and Rogue and Iceman:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); white-space: pre-wrap; "><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5399451290/" title="Bad Plastic Man Joke by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5056/5399451290_73e5674564.jpg" width="487" height="500" alt="Bad Plastic Man Joke" /></a></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); white-space: pre-wrap; "><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5406076733/" title="4 panel Rogue Joke by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5137/5406076733_c2de706b7b.jpg" width="500" height="488" alt="4 panel Rogue Joke" /></a></span></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-3312723480382251132011-01-20T11:56:00.000-08:002011-01-20T12:00:52.045-08:00Superheroine upskirt<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8jN_TlI_fBWyIhptxyFZ1DFHj1W_56fC1BrnA3AsKTGVPw-5upLWULo8HaAdn9J5zPUToRnW7UeRAg7NKAexd8COxz4YEubwpE-9gEvY0TiIcxxvBiQuzXEnLCf3yPzMc7djo8LeSGGU/s1600/Picture+1.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8jN_TlI_fBWyIhptxyFZ1DFHj1W_56fC1BrnA3AsKTGVPw-5upLWULo8HaAdn9J5zPUToRnW7UeRAg7NKAexd8COxz4YEubwpE-9gEvY0TiIcxxvBiQuzXEnLCf3yPzMc7djo8LeSGGU/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564359496316326850" /></a> One more thing me and The Parademon have in common...<div><br /></div><div>I made this awhile back. The Captain lives a desperate life.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/2598617003/" title="Finally! by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3016/2598617003_ea964c1c46.jpg" width="326" height="500" alt="Finally!" /></a></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-75937760442740112202011-01-10T17:11:00.000-08:002011-01-10T17:56:38.623-08:00What if #3 What if Iron Man was even more of a dick.No, not really. It's "What if the Avengers had never been." I ran across the scans from the awesome <a href="http://grantbridgestreet.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2011-01-09T13%3A59%3A00Z&max-results=7">Grantbridge St and other Misadventures</a>. I actually read this comic a million years ago. No not when it came out, that was 77, nephew. I was beyond wee. In fact, I think that I checked this out, specifically, because it was the issue from the month and year I was born. But I can't remember. <div><br /></div><div>The gist is that the Avengers never teamed up, so instead the Hulk was the Hulk that we all know and love running around smashing everything, instead of the relatively emo-y Hulk that <i>was</i> an Avengers member.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(34, 34, 34); white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5344317765/" title="Avengers #2 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5047/5344317765_5e23f6e010.jpg" width="500" height="464" alt="Avengers #2" /></a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#222222;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre-wrap;font-size:12px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: normal; font-family:Georgia, fantasy;font-size:16px;">Buzzkill, Hulk.</span></span></span></div><div>Anyway, there aren't Avengers, but there's still Antman and Wasp and Iron Man and Iron Man straight up makes suits for the Pyms, and for Rick Jones. Because I don't know who you want watching YOUR back in a fight, but I want Rick Jones. Rick Jones made the Hulk on accident, because he was too dumb to read a Keep Out Explosions of Gamma Doom sign. He's hanger-on-ed to pretty much every event, and hung out with pretty much every at some point or another. I think he rolled with Rom the Space Knight for awhile. Anyway, pretty much he's just a normal wing man. He has no powers, no skills (I think he plays guitar, though), no real value, except keeping you company in between battles that he probably, accidentally led you in to.</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyway. Not the point.</div><div><br /></div><div>In this What If, Iron Man is a dick.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(34, 34, 34); white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5344928514/" title="What If #3, 1 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5288/5344928514_423902e9b4.jpg" width="500" height="223" alt="What If #3, 1" /></a></span></div><div><br /></div><div>And Rick is dumb. You don't flap your wings in the Starktech, dipshit. You ever seen Iron Man FLAPPING HIS DAMN ARMS? Ugh, Jones. Seriously, putting Jones and Pym on the same team is just about the dumbest move you could pull. These guys will go out of their way to accidentally kill you. Their friend.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh, Tony. You brought this upon yourself.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(34, 34, 34); white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5344317663/" title="What if #3, 2 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5286/5344317663_6da540c3f1.jpg" width="500" height="394" alt="What if #3, 2" /></a></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Tony Stark does not take back talk from Rick Jones.</div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-4159908084102704322010-12-27T10:21:00.001-08:002010-12-27T10:25:26.130-08:00Dr. Strange Schools The New Avengers On What A Real Super Villain is...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5296914297/" title="DR. STRANGE 1 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5048/5296914297_553f4e4aae_z.jpg" width="511" height="640" alt="DR. STRANGE 1" /></a><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5297513078/" title="DR. STRANGE 2 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5250/5297513078_d9f7a31465_b.jpg" width="554" height="1024" alt="DR. STRANGE 2" /></a></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5296915517/" title="DR. STRANGE 3 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5008/5296915517_cd3b60c21e_b.jpg" width="553" height="1024" alt="DR. STRANGE 3" /></a></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5297514178/" title="DR. STRANGE 4 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5008/5297514178_8e80494afa_b.jpg" width="545" height="1024" alt="DR. STRANGE 4" /></a></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-5902515685712225292010-12-23T08:31:00.000-08:002010-12-23T08:32:03.712-08:00Oh, Piotr<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5285338659/" title="Oh, Piotr. by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5049/5285338659_685038a6cc.jpg" width="422" height="500" alt="Oh, Piotr." /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; "><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_12931213527251678" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">I was always a little weirded out that no ne ever called out Colossus for messing around with a teenager. I mean, I'm pretty sure that Colossus was 20-21, but really, if you're not in high school you probably don't need to be messing around with high school kids.</p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_12931213527251675" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Also, if you run a kindergarten through high school, you probably shouldn't let your adult former students hang around so much.</p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_12931213527251672" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">I guarantee Cyclops was banging the kids in between Jean, Medelyne and Emma. Because Cyclops is a creep.</p></span></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-51433122532131990832010-12-14T19:21:00.000-08:002010-12-14T20:46:46.112-08:00Martian Manhuner panels from Detective Comics 304<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I've been reading Showcase Present: Martian Manhunter #1 because I love the Martian Manhunter so much. There are some really awesome panels in there - which is normal for silver age DC. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> Also, I colored them. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> Because I like coloring things. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> Sometimes.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; "><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5262614640/" title="Ha, ha, I hope you die, Chief! by starr226, on Flickr"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5089/5262614640_76510fac21_z.jpg" width="640" height="599" alt="Ha, ha, I hope you die, Chief!" /></span></span></a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px;font-size:12px;"><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868606" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">What's worse?</span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868621" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Not remembering the guy in the room is deathly "allergic" to something, or publicly announcing your local superhero's achilles heel?</span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868624" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Chief, you're either really dumb or a huge dick.</span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">And while I think Manhunter is being polite in his comment, I think he's sort of wishing cancer on the Chief.</span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">This next one is the best comic book panel of all time.</span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; "><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5262614396/" title="Best Panel Ever. by starr226, on Flickr"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5247/5262614396_5dda6195bf_z.jpg" width="640" height="579" alt="Best Panel Ever." /></span></span></a></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">"Alright, Boys, this here is the Crime College and I'm gonna learn you right. </span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">This here is the Gun 101. </span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A) this is where you put your itchy trigger finger. </span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">B) This is where you hold it. </span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">C) This is the part that shoots out the death. </span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Got it? Alright, let's rob a bank." </span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">They're </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">paying</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> a lot for this class.</span></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1292383341868603" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I want to paint this one. Just for the ABC breakdown of a gun. </span></span></span></p></span></span></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-76840618537329699212010-12-13T12:41:00.001-08:002010-12-13T12:50:54.675-08:00Iron Justice in "CORNERED BY DR. MAYHEM!"<div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5258304241/" title="ironjustice1 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5083/5258304241_f449b7b9c9_b.jpg" width="626" height="1024" alt="ironjustice1" /></a></div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5258304697/" title="ironjustice2 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5205/5258304697_892a180414_b.jpg" width="610" height="1024" alt="ironjustice2" /></a><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5258305063/" title="ironjustice3 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5168/5258305063_a24d1f12ac_z.jpg" width="566" height="640" alt="ironjustice3" /></a></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-56368824128435145812010-12-08T21:29:00.000-08:002010-12-09T09:55:48.590-08:00New stuff coming soon, I promise!<div>I'm actually working on some new stuff I'm going to be posting soon. A little comic I drew tonight, another forthcoming Avengers comic (sort of a sequel), and hopefully another angst fueled list. But in the meantime here's today Ricky Thunder panel - one of my favorite yet.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbGsEf0pRzne7jciRXU4jy7QJWGvXZdK50eb1u2VjZ-gbwHz6VjivBgdoVXnkjkYwfgqPnKKnhF8ctyro19mBcDGQgNq2gLbCDeZbQZYrq6jPgeigYI5Od60rdCDW7s32DUvplIlTnekY/s1600/2010-12-08-Robot-Mountain.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 216px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbGsEf0pRzne7jciRXU4jy7QJWGvXZdK50eb1u2VjZ-gbwHz6VjivBgdoVXnkjkYwfgqPnKKnhF8ctyro19mBcDGQgNq2gLbCDeZbQZYrq6jPgeigYI5Od60rdCDW7s32DUvplIlTnekY/s320/2010-12-08-Robot-Mountain.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548550482350091426" /></a><div><br /></div><div>Ricky Thunder is over at www.kylestarks.com, of course.</div><div><br /></div><div>Also, there's been a lot of interest lately on the old Guinea Pig Theatre. I'm glad to see that people are still showing some sort of interest. It's really appreciated.</div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-12541419840856211702010-11-04T17:09:00.000-07:002010-11-04T17:12:39.122-07:00Halfway through Ricky Thunder<div><br /></div><div>If you haven't been reading my webcomic, waiting for it to build a head of steam, I would say you could probably read it now and have enough to enjoy it. I hope!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:helvetica, arial, georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(69, 69, 69); white-space: pre-wrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://kylestarks.com/?p=13">Start here!</a></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div>I'm totally hoping to get more draw-draw up here, btw, don't give up on me. More comic stuff forthcoming - the holiday season is a rough one, though,</div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-84163318636397750212010-10-21T14:26:00.000-07:002010-10-21T14:36:25.519-07:00ESPN magazine Marvel NBA PreviewMan, there's supposed to be 30 of these "variant covers" smashing Marvel Comics and NBA together (this, frankly combines two of my three, non family related, favorite things. If they were drawn by Jerry "The King" Lawler I could probably die). But they're, frankly...terrible. <br /><br />This is the cream of the crop, and not just because one of my really good friends adore the Mavs.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5103398108/" title="ESPN's Marvel/NBA preview by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/5103398108_8035c18488.jpg" width="485" height="500" alt="ESPN's Marvel/NBA preview" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />The Dallas Mavericks are being compared to Hank Pym. I think I've said enough about Hank Pym to illustrate why this is terrible.<br /><br />The whole thing is wrought with Marvel reference inaccuracies, so it's sort of terrible-great. Lots of really bad art, too - the Suns one has three random guys below Steve Nash and the middle one looks like what can only be described as a cardboard scarecrow. And look I know that I'm far from masterful, but it's pretty clear the Marvel guys half assed most of these. <br /><br />The main Western Conference as Infinity Gauntlet one is the only one that's great:<br /><br />http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/flash/insider/zoomGallery?section=gen&photoGalleryId=5707677<br /><br />I wish I could find the Eastern Conference to see what they compare my beloved Knicks too.K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-45669242341452628372010-10-18T20:26:00.001-07:002010-10-21T14:47:51.701-07:00Avengers Mini-ComicI made this. I apologize in advance for the terrible and distracting lettering job. I had to use what I could find at work and decided to go dumb with it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095802118/" title="Little Avengers Mini-Comic by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4106/5095802118_5f8f5a7c32.jpg" width="500" height="336" alt="Little Avengers Mini-Comic" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095802278/" title="panel2 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4151/5095802278_cc6e548f81.jpg" width="500" height="324" alt="panel2" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095802400/" title="panel4 by starr226, on Flickr"></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095802526/" title="panel3 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5095802526_572d1c59ba.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="panel3" /></a><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095802526/" title="panel3 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4084/5095802400_e518c679be.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="panel4" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095203765/" title="panel5 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5095203765_2e536a5cf3.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="panel5" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095802696/" title="panel6 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/5095802696_7c6ed44356.jpg" width="500" height="336" alt="panel6" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5095204113/" title="panel7 by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4089/5095204113_80dc944505.jpg" width="500" height="345" alt="panel7" /></a></div>K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-3630947972108933182010-10-05T08:48:00.000-07:002010-10-05T08:52:09.465-07:00There's still Ricky Thunder to look at...I know things have been slowing down over here - things have been hectic in real life, and allowed me little time to draw. In fact, to my beloved followers, all who are so terribly silent, who I adore, but who are very very quiet. I'll draw something on demand here. You can give me something specific, a theme, whatever. I'll draw it for your amusement.<br /><br />Seriously. Post in the comments.<br /><br />Also, Ricky Thunder is still rolling on over at <a href="http://www.kylestarks.com">Robot Mountain</a><br /><br />Best panel yet!<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5054081089/" title="Ricky Thunder by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/5054081089_814485f62e.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Ricky Thunder" /></a><br /><br />I'm totally working on another superhero thingy for the blog. it'll be something. <br /><br />This place needs to liven up, though. It's dead in here.K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6785957631435571592.post-64546032336419078472010-09-23T16:32:00.000-07:002010-09-23T16:33:35.587-07:00Tyler Rocks!You may remember Tyler Garrison from some previous Guinea Pig Theatres he did for me (Dirty Harry and Clockwork Orange) - well we did a portrait swap and I made this awesome thing for him. And it's so rock n' roll I'm going to share it with you.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starr226/5018637432/" title="Tyler Rocks! by starr226, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5018637432_52f620b3fe.jpg" width="500" height="494" alt="Tyler Rocks!" /></a><br /><br />I know what you're wondering, "Do I take commissions?" Of course, I do.K. Starkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02085995219466782264noreply@blogger.com0