Saturday, February 20, 2010

Fast Times At Ridgemont Hight

Guinea Pig Theatre: Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Aloha, Mr. Hand.*


No. 92, only 8 more to go.



*see what I did there?

Monday, February 8, 2010

Starship Troopers

Guinea Pig Theatre:  Starship Troopers

COME ON YOU, APES!
YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

No. 91

Innerspace

Guinea Pig Theatre: Innerspace

How old is this movie?

Dennis Quaid pulls off cool
Meg Ryan pulls off cute
Martin Short pulls off funny

Also, the questionable biological geography is pretty funny. Jack Putter kisses Tuck Pendleton into Meg Ryan and like 3 seconds later some how Pendleton is in her uterus. What?

Still. It's a good flick. Back when even the stuff Spielberg just produced was super fun. I mean, comedy-action remake of Fantastic Voyage.

The Igo pod scares the crap out of me. Also being shrunk creeps me out.
A lot of creeps me out actually. The half shrunk bad guys at the end? The weird Cowboy face stuff. The IGO MACHINE!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Go You Colts

No Guinea Pig Theatre this weekend. I had to work overtime and, as you may or may not know, I am a Hoosier and therefore focusing on all my attention on the Super Bowl and the festivities that go with it.

And when I say "festivities", I mean I bought a deep frier.


So fear not, GPT shall return soon. In fact, there's a small chance I may move to twice a week or so to speed the whole "finishing this thing up" process.

If you're keeping track we have 11 left.

Raise your hand if you noticed there was no GPT this week.