Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Here's a picture of Cloak and Dagger I just drew. Do you know about those guys? My friend suggested I draw them so I did, and I did some sloppy PS pain in the background. ooooh!
They totally were fucked up, druggie druggie addicts. cloak was an ex-basketball star, dagger was an ex-ballerina. They were all fucking high, and then they accidentally got high on the drug that gives you super powers.
Good one, right?
Oh, Cloak is a soul vampire. But lucky for him Dagger has extra-soul. Or something.
They fight crime.
Cloak's cloak is all the darkforce dimension so he and others can sort of teleport through it, he can also suck you into it and, you know, steal your soul or something. Going in there sucks. Fact.
Dagger throws light daggers. But not lasers. They're like...just...you know, goodness daggers, or something. They make you tired, I think. Sometimes she throws them at Cloak when he gets all soul hungry.
It's a weird set up, honestly.
Hey I miss all you guys. For serious. I miss you and you and you. Are you coming to my new site? I do a webcomic about a pro-wrestler fighting to save the planet. And I have a tumblr, too. All the stuff I used to here I do over there, just no Guinea Pigs.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Honestly, people, I really am using my tumblr more than this dude anymore. Tumblr is just better suited to my style (or lack thereof). You should all go and hang out over there.
All three of you. And you all know about my webcomic, yeah?
Here are two Four Panel Comix I didn't get to post over here yet.
"Dr. Doom in Power"
A Dr. Doom/Kanye West mashup where I massacre Kirby style.
"Every Power Girl Comic Ever'
Friday, April 1, 2011
So I just got the most awesome comment ever on my 10 Former Avengers You Do Not Want On Your Avengers Team. I am unsure if it's comically serious, or a hilariously time April Fool's joke.
Will I share it with you all? Of course I will!
Someone just said "Hey man, you leave Sam Wilson alone! He's a solid hero!" Okay. I mean, you're right, he's reliable, for the most part, he's loyal, he's pretty sharp"
In the latter conflict, Demolition-Man tried to apprehend the villainess Titania. However, Titania's strength far exceeeded his, and she threw him off a cliff, nearly killing him. After the encounter with Titania, Dunphy lost confidence in himself. Soon afterward, the Commission on Superhuman Activities arrested and interrogated him.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
I just got posted over at The Idol Head of Diabolu, which is a Martian Manhunter appreciation site, which I totally dig on because I totally, totally adore Martian Manhunter. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that before. And that dude is totally under appreciated. I think it's fair to say that J'onn is probably my favorite superhero. I mean, sometimes I lean other ways, but pretty consistently he's No. 1. Most criminally underappreciated hero EVER. Period.
Monday, February 28, 2011
I'm thinking about doing a series of superheroes doing normal every day stuff.
Here's Superman stopping for his lunchbreak.
4.5 x 6, watercolor on paper
Just so you know, you know, I'm still doing that webcomic thing over at Robot Mountain. Also, I started a tumblr site, now, it's pretty much the same stuff as I post here, except it looks a lot better. Tell all your best friends about it!
Saturday, February 26, 2011
I'm teaching myself watercolors now. I have a degree in painting and not once did my stupid art school offer anything on these awesome little dudes. Watercolors are the bitch of the art world, I guess. So I'm owning it. (to the best of my ability).
Still totally taking commissions. Anyone? Buehler?
Friday, February 18, 2011
If people aren't cool to you, bro, just say "screw that" and put on a party hat. No one hates on the life of the party. Not even the London Hospital can resists the charms of a party dude.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I've almost moved everything over to the other site in terms of updates and stuff, so I hope you have me RSSed over there. Because I love you all. I never want us to be apart.
But here, I drew these, they are more bad 4 panel comic jokes.
I give you the worst Plastic Man joke ever, and Rogue and Iceman:
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
No, not really. It's "What if the Avengers had never been." I ran across the scans from the awesome Grantbridge St and other Misadventures. I actually read this comic a million years ago. No not when it came out, that was 77, nephew. I was beyond wee. In fact, I think that I checked this out, specifically, because it was the issue from the month and year I was born. But I can't remember.
The gist is that the Avengers never teamed up, so instead the Hulk was the Hulk that we all know and love running around smashing everything, instead of the relatively emo-y Hulk that was an Avengers member.
Anyway, there aren't Avengers, but there's still Antman and Wasp and Iron Man and Iron Man straight up makes suits for the Pyms, and for Rick Jones. Because I don't know who you want watching YOUR back in a fight, but I want Rick Jones. Rick Jones made the Hulk on accident, because he was too dumb to read a Keep Out Explosions of Gamma Doom sign. He's hanger-on-ed to pretty much every event, and hung out with pretty much every at some point or another. I think he rolled with Rom the Space Knight for awhile. Anyway, pretty much he's just a normal wing man. He has no powers, no skills (I think he plays guitar, though), no real value, except keeping you company in between battles that he probably, accidentally led you in to.
Anyway. Not the point.
In this What If, Iron Man is a dick.
And Rick is dumb. You don't flap your wings in the Starktech, dipshit. You ever seen Iron Man FLAPPING HIS DAMN ARMS? Ugh, Jones. Seriously, putting Jones and Pym on the same team is just about the dumbest move you could pull. These guys will go out of their way to accidentally kill you. Their friend.
Oh, Tony. You brought this upon yourself.
Tony Stark does not take back talk from Rick Jones.