Friday, July 31, 2009

Clash Of The Titans

Guinea Pig Theatre: Clash of the Titans

I may have rediscovered my affinity for GPT these last couple of weeks...

This is definitely one of my favorites.

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Rock

Guinea Pig Theatre:  The Rock

Jerry Bruckheimer Appreciation Month continues.

God damned Jerry Bruckheimer.

Blissfully, this is the last week of Jerry Bruckheimer Appreciation Month.

A day early too. Which may occasionally happen with my new work schedule. Is that unprofessional?

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Con Air

Guinea Pig Theatre: Con Air

"It's your barbecue man, and it tastes good."

We continue with the Jerry Bruckheimer Appreciation Month as we build towards the release of G-Force.

A movie starring Guinea Pigs. I'm not saying anything, you know...but I'm saying something.

Guinea Pigs in movies.

that's a great idea.

har har.

Jerry Bruckheimer movies are really bad.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

GPT on FFfffound?

It's came to my attention that some GPTs have shown up on - whoever may be responsible for that, it's greatly appreciated!

Saturday, July 11, 2009


Guinea Pig Theatre: Armageddon

In a couple of weeks, Jerry Bruckheimer is taking my idea of Guinea Pigs and movies and make millions off it with G-Force. So I show my contempt for him in the building weeks to the 24th when what is surely to be another piece of crap Bruckheimer film hits theatres.

The thing about Bruckheimer movies is that they're so bad you can't really even find a good quote. I took this opportunity to do Bruce Willis Spacesuit Guinea Pig.

I can't wait until next week. Netflix Live doesn't have Con Air or the Rock (and i refuse to pay to re-watch ANY of his films) God knows what sort of dretch I'm going to have to sit through to get next week's GPT. No Beverly Hills Cop 2, Pirates of the Caribbean or even Top Gun.
I fear I'm going to have to do Enemy of the State.
No matter what, it's going to be painful.

Thursday, July 2, 2009


I'm going on vacation this week and due to a hectic schedule at my real job I did not have time to prepare something in advance. However, thankfully, I have a (dwindling) collection of GPTs I did before the web-site that I can generally pull from in a pinch. The downside is that, for the most part, if I haven't posted them yet it's because I don't particularly care for them.

Guinea Pig Theatre:  Zoolander
(from May 2008)

Though, I totally adore guinea pig Mugato.

Have a nice weekend, GPTers!

EDIT: For some reason this did not get posted, sorry!