Monday, December 27, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
I was always a little weirded out that no ne ever called out Colossus for messing around with a teenager. I mean, I'm pretty sure that Colossus was 20-21, but really, if you're not in high school you probably don't need to be messing around with high school kids.
Also, if you run a kindergarten through high school, you probably shouldn't let your adult former students hang around so much.
I guarantee Cyclops was banging the kids in between Jean, Medelyne and Emma. Because Cyclops is a creep.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Not remembering the guy in the room is deathly "allergic" to something, or publicly announcing your local superhero's achilles heel?
Chief, you're either really dumb or a huge dick.
And while I think Manhunter is being polite in his comment, I think he's sort of wishing cancer on the Chief.
This next one is the best comic book panel of all time.
"Alright, Boys, this here is the Crime College and I'm gonna learn you right.
This here is the Gun 101.
A) this is where you put your itchy trigger finger.
B) This is where you hold it.
C) This is the part that shoots out the death.
Got it? Alright, let's rob a bank."
They're paying a lot for this class.
I want to paint this one. Just for the ABC breakdown of a gun.