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Road House

I fucking love Road House.

Love it.

Guinea Pig Theatre No. 75

Grosse Pointe Blank

Third time is the charm.
It shows how professional I am that I had to post this three times to get the corrected version up.

Again, I love Grosse Pointe Blank not just for how fun it is, but for it's amazing soundtrack and probably the best kick scene I've ever seen (when Cusack puts that trolly hitman into the lockers at his reunion).

I hope you all enjoy - i had less than stellar equipment to deal with today.
Which is another sign of professionalism - check your gear before you commit to something, Folks.

Nacho Libre

No line of dialogue hits closer to my heart.


I love Nacho Libre and almost never hear it spoke of.
Full of great dialogue, beautiful sets, a million little things to be amused by. hilarious characters.
Oh well.

"stinky warrior" LOL!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

GUEST ARTIST! DIRTY HARRY!

Super talented illustrator Tyler Garrison fills in this week on Guinea Pig Theatre to give me a much needed weekend off, and he totally nailed the spirit of GPT!

Look how totally fantastic it is!

Make sure you also check out his website which, also, has been added to my links.

PRETTY PLEASE, don't be afraid to leave a comment so our guest artist can glow in the warm embrace of your kindness!

(Also, unrelated to GPT I made a coloring book page for an upcoming Threadless Alumni project. I bet it would be okay to print it out and color it yourself, though.)

I Heart Huckabees

The movie decision was came to with help by the amazing Kayce (kayceislost over at threadless).
I forgot how good of a movie this is.
I would suspect I'm going to return to this to make a more stellar contribution.

Office Space

An American Werewolf In London

Poor Jack.


GPT stays Halloween themed, next week, maybe something with flowers and rainbows.

John Carpenter's The Thing

Halloween is coming...

I really wanted to do The Thing, and I wanted to do something gory and epic, with monsters and dynamite, snow covered helicopters and crazy paranoia.
But this line of dialogue seemed the truest to what Guinea Pig Theatre is really about. Guinea Pigs saying movie lines that represent the heart of the film.

Or the part that makes me laugh the most.

Bramish is getting the original piece of art as part of his purchase of the Big Trouble In Little China print. I'm awesome like that.

Iron Man

Big Trouble In Little China

This week's comic brought to you by the Porkchop Express.

Don't fight it, you're going to have to eventually...

Dude.

ZOD.

It's like that up in here.

As Good As It Gets

"Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car"

I love this flick, and fear that it may have become lost in the progression of time that's taken place since it's release.
Lots of great dialogue and actual character development!

I promise next week to do something with an explosion.

Barton Fink

Requested by the ultra-cool, and amazingly talented Andy "Wullagaru" Walker
You can see his flickr stream here:
www.flickr.com/photos/awdesign/

and read his blog here:
drawinstuff.blogspot.comt


The Coen Brothers are running wild on GPT.
It's funny how I've actually efforted not doing certain directors over and over (I'm looking at you Wes Anderson - who was actually on the docket today) and still I end up with Four Guinea Pig Theatres by the Coens. BUT, to be fair, I've only done it three times (one of which will not show up on this blog due to shoddy work, imo), this fourth one is Andy's fault! The others can be found here and here

Barring a celebrity (or PAID) request that drives me towards the Coens in the near future, I promise to go at least 4 weeks without doing the Coens. So, let's hope that Big Lebowski doesn't come on TV this week. Or the Hudsucker Proxy. Or O' Brother.

I hope you enjoy! Still getting used to the new computer - and the scanner color settings are wonky, you can tell in the last two, but I sort of like it. It shows it's a new era.

You're not much good to me alive, are you, Turkish?

Snatch
still getting used to new compute.
I wonder if Guy is ever going to make good movies again....

E.T. & Shaft

This is my last week at my current job - which was the birthplace of Guinea Pig Theatre and it's production home, too. Tonight has been emotional, stressful, with opportunity to really pound out a great GPT with so many people flying around. This one's got pretty colors, though. Next GPT, hopefully, will be epic. Legendary, even.

Also, I've upgraded my home computer so fear of a GPT demise or hiatus isn't going to be an issue.

About my current job:
Before I started working at this job I hadn't efforted anything creative in eons - over the last four years I was introduced to Threadless and the internet t-shirt art world, became obsessed again with at least trying to draw something, anything, and to eventually waste a minute a week (1 minute, 6 seconds!) of my loyal readers time with the weekly GPT.

Four years ago I was just a dude that drank a lot, scamming bars for a little action.
Now I'm a dad and a husband with a vested interest in creating and doing something, even if it's just mildly entertaining - and that's thanks to this job.

Take care Old Job, I'll see you on the flip side.

To lighten the mood. here's Guinea Pig Theatre: Shaft