Z is for Zzzax

ABCs of Mediocre Marvel Villainy

Zzzax is a giant monster made out of electricity! He fights The Hulk. He can even control your nervous system. And, he's a GIANT, ELECTRICITY MONSTER.

Should be awesome.

Iron Man beat him with a fire hydrant.

::Sigh::

Y is for Yellow Claw

ABCs of Mediocre Marvel Villainy

Trust me, the bad poem says it all...albeit mis-spelled.

He's just a Fu Manchu rip off.

That's it.

Seriously.

He's both culturally insensitive and super villainously lame.

M is for Man-Ape

ABCs of Mediocre Marvel Villainy

Man-Ape does get his powers from a monkey he ate. His powers? He's sort of strong. And he's gorilla agile.

He's a Black Panther villain - and while I highly recommend the John Romita Jr run on Black Panther, his villains are lame.

Man-Ape is a frequent member and co-conspirator with the Lethal Legion. Which has been honored by such villainous luminaries as The Living Laser, Power Man, Whirlwind and the ever popular lame villain The Grim Reaper.

Oh Man-Ape.

(Also, I bet you're all shocked I didn't do MODOK.)