Tuesday, July 14, 2009

GPT on FFfffound?

It's came to my attention that some GPTs have shown up on ffffound.com - whoever may be responsible for that, it's greatly appreciated!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Armageddon

Guinea Pig Theatre: Armageddon

In a couple of weeks, Jerry Bruckheimer is taking my idea of Guinea Pigs and movies and make millions off it with G-Force. So I show my contempt for him in the building weeks to the 24th when what is surely to be another piece of crap Bruckheimer film hits theatres.

The thing about Bruckheimer movies is that they're so bad you can't really even find a good quote. I took this opportunity to do Bruce Willis Spacesuit Guinea Pig.

I can't wait until next week. Netflix Live doesn't have Con Air or the Rock (and i refuse to pay to re-watch ANY of his films)...so God knows what sort of dretch I'm going to have to sit through to get next week's GPT. No Beverly Hills Cop 2, Pirates of the Caribbean or even Top Gun.
I fear I'm going to have to do Enemy of the State.
No matter what, it's going to be painful.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Zoolander

I'm going on vacation this week and due to a hectic schedule at my real job I did not have time to prepare something in advance. However, thankfully, I have a (dwindling) collection of GPTs I did before the web-site that I can generally pull from in a pinch. The downside is that, for the most part, if I haven't posted them yet it's because I don't particularly care for them.

Guinea Pig Theatre:  Zoolander
(from May 2008)

Though, I totally adore guinea pig Mugato.

Have a nice weekend, GPTers!

EDIT: For some reason this did not get posted, sorry!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Waterboy

Guinea Pig Theatre- The Waterboy

MEDULLA OBLONGATA!
MEDULLA OBLONGATA!!!!


No, Colonel Sanders, you are wrong.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Falling Down

GPT Falling Down

I lost two hours worth of work on the most awesome vector Michael Douglas guinea pig you have ever seen.

I'm so pissed.

GPT is starting to become more work than fun...

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Lethal Weapon

Guinea Pig Theatre:  Lethal Weapon

I know of which you speak, Roger Murtaugh. You speak the truth.
Roger Murtaugh.

MURTAUGH!


I've been asked numerous times if I'm aware of the forthcoming G-Force film. Of course, I am. And I think I should be given complete credit for the oncoming Guinea Pig zeitgeist. Guinea Pigs are going to be so hot, soon. And who's going to congratulate GPT on being there first, huh?

"WHO!?!?!," I ask.

Yup, no one.

Saturday, June 6, 2009