Congratulations, Young Matt Leyen (Ninth Wheel over at Threadless), due to your Gods smiling upon you in a most fortuitous way, my wife pulled your name out of a hat of a dozen other names.
A DOZEN OTHER NAMES!
Clearly, overcoming such odds your luck will be blown for the rest of your life. Normally I would apologize for ruining your life fortune but you will be in a better place forever. You win this:
It's pretty epic.
I will know for sure when I see it printed.
That's decent size.
Maybe not big enough to never, ever, ever have a chance at breaking the lottery odds.
They will be for sale, of course.