J is for Jack O'Lantern

ABCs of Mediocre Marvel Villainy

This can be a "Just LOOK at him" situation, right?

Oh, he had a little golden thing he used to be bounce around on. He has a pumpkin head, people!

Okay, if memory serves...there was a guy who was poor man's Green Goblin who called himself Hobgoblin. Already we're second tier. He had some demon or something in him to make him "scarier" than Green Goblin, but everyone knew a bad copy when they see it. So eventually he got it spit out of him (becoming Demogoblin, no joke) and then, b/c he couldn't give up his ways he put a pumpkin on his head.

Sadder still is that, like, 4 people have dressed up this way.